Wednesday, August 22, 2018

What the...: An Ongoing Series

The kitchen consultant: "We want to make sure our client is ecstatic about the finished product."


~pregnant pause~


The architect: "I have a hard time imagining our client being ecstatic about anything. Maybe we should shoot for pleased, or satisfied."

Monday, August 13, 2018

What the... : An Ongoing Series

A thought that just passed through my mind about half an hour ago:

10am is too early for harmonicas in this office.